Monday 18 May 2020

Anarchist:

Right, everybody out! Smash the Spinning Jenny! Burn the Rolling Rosalind! Destroy the Going-up-and-down-a-bit-and-then-moving-along Gertrude! And death to the stupid Prince who grows fat on the profits! [he tosses a lit bomb to the Prince]


Prince George:

I say, how exciting! This play's getting better and better! Bravo! Bravo!


Blackadder:

It's not a play anymore, sir. Put the bomb down and make your way quietly to the exit.


Prince George:

Blackadder, you old thing, your problem is you can't tell when something's real and when it's not! [the bomb explodes]

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