"Twelve voices were fawning in adulation, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the Tories. The creatures outside looked from Cameron to Blair, and from Blair to Cameron, and from Tory to Labour again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

I've come to dislike LinkedIn. It's like a perpetual class reunion. Bunch of people you used to know, waving around their electronic cocks and bragging about their new promotion or how much they earn. The whole premise to the site is that you are your CV - that you're defined by your job title.