You come home from work kinda beat, and your girlfriend says, "What should we do tonight?" Your response:
1. You don't say anything, just crack open the good prosecco, turn on some Iron & Wine, and commence the world's greatest foot massage. (+8 points)

2. "Three words: Fried Green Tomatoes!" (+20 points)

3. "I got MMA on pay-per-view and some German porn. The fuck you gonna do?" (-10 points)

4. "Huh? You say something?" (-14 points)