The metrosexual went out with the man-scarf last season and the rebirth of the retrosexual is sooooo 2010. So fellas, dust off the blue bonds from the rag bag and next time your walking down the street and see another image conscious "uptight, joyless wowsers" carrying the latest edition of Cosmo and the wonderful ideals that publication portrays women to be- give her a wink and say "G'day gorgeous"